Part 1: a gay soon-to-be vampire asshole kicks a dog and angers a buf british simp who goes on a quest to save his love involving a man with a checkered hat, a single male waifu who later takes the hat, a leaf kite, a sword named Luck, later changed to Pluck, a buff giant, a love delux spoiler, and some slow kicking guy along with a black bald man and a soon-to-be vampire.
Part 2: a buff dumbass goes on a quest with the help of the nazi's to kill 3 aztec gods and 1 aztec demi-god that were sleeping in a pillar. later, the 3rd and final aztec god puts on a mask with a red rock that makes him "perfect" and no longer a little snowflake to sunlight.
Part 3: an edgy buff fucker goes on a quest to egypt with his grandfather, a milf hunter, an egyption fortune teller, a french man-baby, and an asshole dog to go kill that very same gay vampiric dick with their new floaty ghosty punch boys that the gay vampire invented when he slept for 100 years under the sea in a coffin that was locked on the inside but actually wasn't.
Part 4: a man with retarted hair goes on a quest with his legal nephew and a huge dumbass with the powers of god to go kill a man with an explody cat ghost that had a fetish for hands. he then uses his explody cat ghost to turn back time and create a pissed off tiny blue tank.
Part 5: a gay 15 year old goes on a quest with other gay fuckers with their own wacky punchy ghosty boys to kill a man with dual-personality disorder who can "erase time" or some bullshit. he then acquires the power of god to kill him by making him "go back to 0." He then becomes a mob boss at the same age.
Part 6: a jailbird goes on a quest with more fuckers with their own poltergeist-digimons to kill a man who thinks satan personified is god personified. he then gains the ability to control gravity and go fast. he then resets all existence and life goes on.
Part 7: a motherfucking crippled horserider goes on a quest with some asshole that gets laid 24/7 and has gold teeth to learn about teh ways of spin to go kill the 23rd president of the united states while he tries to make the country a better place with his playboy bunny ectoplasmic yu-gi-oh monster.
The horserider then evolves his stand into a pink fridge made of bubblegum to go kill him.
Part 8: a sailor with 4 balls goes on a quest to stop 3 men made of stone from shoving red spiky fruit down people's throats for no apparent reason. his own buff boxer casper can create bubbles that distort time and space.